Elena and I went down to visit our favorite hard-working farmer/mother while she was cutting hay. I took this picture of Elena while we waited for Karen, and then nearly got us both killed by an oncoming mint truck.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Karen Can't Drive Our Riding Lawn Mower
Square feet of yard Karen has mowed this year: zero. (She says she can't drive our riding lawnmower because it's too complicated.) Number of acres of hay she has cut: about 150. I guess I need to buy a lawnmower with AC and a stereo...
Elena and I went down to visit our favorite hard-working farmer/mother while she was cutting hay. I took this picture of Elena while we waited for Karen, and then nearly got us both killed by an oncoming mint truck.
Elena and I went down to visit our favorite hard-working farmer/mother while she was cutting hay. I took this picture of Elena while we waited for Karen, and then nearly got us both killed by an oncoming mint truck.
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Obviously the solution is to tell Karen to drive the harvester down and cut the lawn with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't ever leave your kid on the road. -Matt