Resistance is Futile

Karen and I are technologically resistant. She won't let me throw out the typewriter in our closet (even though neither one of us knows how to use it). I watch football at the neighbors'  house because we refuse to get satellite TV. A few days ago, Karen was concerned because the VCR part of our DVD/VCR player quit working (for the record, I shrugged and walked away). Let's face it, we've been avoiding the New Device.
I present to you the Old Device. It's almost as old as Sprout and barely works. Karen's device is not shown as it has already been cast aside.

Below you will see the New Devices. We opted for the iPhone 4s instead of the new iPhone 5 so that we could stay at least one step behind the technological curve.

 

After using the New Device for 24 hours, it's hard to believe that we were ever able to live with the Old Device. We find ourselves wondering why we have been resistant to technology. Now we are concerned about the fact that our two year contract will hold us back once the New Devices become obsolete and unattractive in a few months.