Now I must admit that I tend to leave out a few details about the pain and suffering involved with hunting trips in order to entice Karen into join me. If I were to tell her that we will be riding a horse in the freezing darkness for over an hour, then sitting on a cold, windy ridge for a while before hiking until our legs get numb, she might not go. Instead, I tell her about how many deer I generally see each day. She has been along enough times to know better, but she still pretends to believe my lies.
On Friday evening, Karen and I set out to spot a deer. We rode the horses for about an hour before we tied them up and started hiking. We made it about 50 yards from the horses when she said, "I don't see any deer." We ended up hiking around all evening and about 4 hours the next morning before we spotted a buck. Karen and Dad both ended up getting bucks, but it was a very, very long day. The expression on Rat's face pretty much sums it up.
Ahh, I'm trying to put into words the pure joy I felt when I read "We made it about 50 yards from the horses when she said, 'I don't see any deer.'" I can barely type for laughing. No seriously, that may be the funniest thing anyone has said ever. In history. Alright, time to submit this comment so I can go back to laughing.
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